We’re not all born equal. There. We said it. Some of us were born with fast metabolisms while others, well, weren’t. And to those with slow metabolisms whose waistline expands from just a whiff of a McDonald’s French fry, we feel your pain and may just have your solution: Work with your metabolism.
A metabolism is a funny thing. While it may seem like a stubborn jerk at times, it can also be your best friend…if you treat it right, that is. And if you treat your metabolism right you’ll also be treating yourself to a new pair of jeans (in a smaller size). It won’t happen overnight, but it’ll happen. Here’s how…
Eat more!
OK, we’re not trying to point fingers and we’re not trying to be mean. We are just trying to “keep it real.” So, VITAMINWATER®, we’re sorry, but we have to expose you for what you are…
Now we realize the fanfare that surrounds VITAMINWATER® and we get it. Their brilliant branding makes it seem like some sort of miracle elixir. But all the clever marketing in the world doesn’t make up for one true and unavoidable fact, it’s just not very good for you.
VITAMINWATER® seems healthy and hydrating. The names of the different flavors even make me feel better about myself…and I KNOW better. But who doesn’t like the promise of Energy, Renewal or my personal favorite, Essential!?